Q. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? A. The Americans licked the British!
Q. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? A. Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Q. Why did the British cross the Atlantic? A. To get to the other tide!
Q. What do you call a parade of German mercenaries? A. A Hessian procession!
Q. What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog? A. Yankee Poodle!
Q. Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? A. Yeah, it cracked me up!
Q. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed? A. The Fodder of Our Country!
Q. What's red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog? A. A revolutionary warthog!
Q. What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country? A. Beneduck Arnold! 