 CLINTON VIRUS: Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
 VIAGRA VIRUS: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
 LEWINSKY VIRUS: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
 RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
 MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes.
 OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
 DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Deletes all old files.
 ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS: Disks can no longer be inserted.
 TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus): Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on").
 DISNEY VIRUS: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
 PROZAC VIRUS: Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
 JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS: Only attacks minor files.
 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
 LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS:  Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it  through Windows.
