freezer-burned bologna
liquid salad in a baggie
kibbles & bits party mix
ear wax lips
metamucil pixie stix
gristle swizzlers
cow pies
listerine lifesavers
gummy slugs
lemon lime disease gumdrops
lice-krispies squares
deer tic tacs
blo-chunks pop
carp tarts
roadkill roll-up
Rhesus Primate Pieces
snail trail mix
caramel & kitty litter candied apples
frozen brown banana
flypaper taffy
deep-fried balls
curdled milk duds
chocolate chunky ex-lax cookies
big toe corn fritters
chicken skin rollups
candy bunyons
elephant mounds bar
road apple fritters
hershey's syrup skidmarks
frog newtons
crunchy cockroach clusters
hot lava pop rocks
three mouseturds bar
sugar boogers
gerbil jerky