 Bark like a DOG (&) at the next 2 people that chat!
 Meow like a  CAT (@) at the next 2 people that chat!
 BaaahBaaaaah like a SHEEP (bah) the next 5 times somebody types sheep!
 pretend you're a CLOCK (o) and type "TICK TOK - The Time Is (the correct time)" Every minute for the next 5 minutes!
 tell the next 3 people arriving, they broke your HEART (U) and you miss them terribly!
 tell the next 3 people arriving, that you've been waiting for them, and LOVE (L) them madly!
 send 5 KISSES (K) to the next 5 people joining the room!
 tell the next 3 people arriving, you want to have a BABY with them!
 tell the next 3 people arriving, you want to sniff their undies! 
 pretend like you are 89 years old to the next newbie in the room!
 pretend you're a Priest/Nun to the next newbie in the room... preach no sinning to them!
 pretend you're the Porn Police, and charge the next newbie in the room as a porno master!
 ask the next 2 people arriving if their SEX CHANGE was painful!
 ask for a voulunteer to give you a BUTT MASSAGE!