What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!" "I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?" "Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..."
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
f April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! 
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE
Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

