Can you do me a favor? Next time you see your parents, will you be sure to thank them for me?
That shirt doesn't go with your eyes -- take it off!
I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day!
Girl, you make me wanna set the alarm on your biological clock.
Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?
How about you and me play spin the bottle?
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. Do you know how to play dead?
Tickle, tickle on your chin. If you're horny you will grin.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Goatee rides, $2.00!
I'm doing a survery on how many guys eat breath mints. Can I test your breath and see?
Is that your pager or are you just pleased to see me?
Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?
Sometimes love sucks, but baby, I suck all the time!!!!! Wink, wink!!! Nudge, nudge!!!
Don't bother fixing up your hair -- I'll be messing it up later.
Hey Scooby Doo, if you're good, I'll let you taste my snack.
How would you feel about being covered in steaming man chowdah?
I'm Irish. Want to taste my Lucky Charms?
Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
Did you get wet last night when you fell into my dream?
Let's play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell lies.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
Hi, I'm easy. Are you?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Your Dad must be a jewel thief, cause he stole two diamonds out of the sky and put them in to your eyes!!
If a million people sat a million typewriters for a million years, they would never be able to type enough words to describe how beautiful you are.
How many times a day do you get asked out? I'm thinkin' at least 20.
I have split personalities. I want to scoop you up in my arms and kiss you like an animal, but my other personality wants to drink your blood and sacrifice you to the Dark One. Don't worry though, there's only a 75 percent chance that would happen. So how 'bout it?
I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?
You're so hot, if I were a pot roast I'd be done!
You are my rose, I am your tree, and our love will be our garden.
My love for you cannot be explained, written down, or told. The only way to show it is through a demonstration.
If there was a rain drop for every time I thought about you, Noah would have to build another ark.
Remember this moment, so we can tell our children how we met.
I saw you and my stock went up three shares.
I was writin' a song for you, but instead of writin' the words, I wrote your name all over the paper, and when I got done I looked at the paper and saw your name, and started making out with the notebook.
Take me to the institution -- I'm crazy about you.
If you were a bottle of booze, I would be dead drunk.
I'd die for you if it wasn't for the fact that I like living with you.
In case you're wondering, these clothes can be torn off.
That sweater looks good on you, but it would even better on my ceiling fan.
You: Do you have any raisins?Them: No.You: Then can I have a date?
Your daddy must be an electrician, 'cause you turn me on.
Baby, you can play with me all night, like Dreamcast.
Your body is like onions -- it brings tears to my eyes. 