LOG ON: Makin' a wood stove hotter. 
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. 
MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove. 
DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truk. 
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gittin' the farwood. 
FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin' to carry too much farwood. 
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood. 
HARD DRIVE: Gittin' home in the winter time. 
PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. 
WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside. 
SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season. 
BYTE: Whut them dang flys do. 
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV. 
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchiebag. 
MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields. 
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife. 
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps. 
KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys. 
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives. 
MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn. 
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof. 
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine. 
ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in, y'all" 
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whutya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks. 
MOUSE PAD: Hippie talk fer the rat hole. 
