Aeroplane blonde One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a  black box.
Arvo Short for afternoon.
Aussie kiss Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Aussie salute Brushing away flies with the hand.
Badly packed kebab A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
Bail out Depart, usually angrily.
Bail (somebody) up To corner somebody physically.
Balls-up Mistake.
Barbie Barbecue (noun).
Barney A fight.
Barrack To cheer on (football team, etc.).
Battler Someone working hard and just barely making a living.
Beaut, beauty Great, fantastic.
Beaver leaver A homosexual (male)
Beer coat The invisible, but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
Beer compass The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though youre too pissed to remember where you live, how you got here,and where youve come from.
Beer scooter The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. I dont even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter.
Bib and tucker Best clothing. When you're in your bib and tucker you're dressed to the nines.
Big-note oneself Brag, boast.
Bikkie Biscuit (also it cost big bikkies  it was expensive).
Billabong An oxbow river or watering hole.
Billy Large tin can used to boil water over a campfire for tea.
Bities Biting insects.
Bitzer Mongrel dog (bits of this and bits of that).
Bizzo Business. (Mind your own bizzo.)
Black stump, beyond the A long way away, the back of nowhere.
Bloke Man, guy.
Bloody Very (bloody hard yakka).
Bloody oath! Thats certainly true.
Blow-in Unexpected visitor.
Blow-through Leaving with a goodbye.
Blowie Blowfly.
Bludger Lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things.
Blue Fight. (He was having a blue with his wife.)
Blue, make a Make a mistake.
Bluey Pack, equipment, traffic ticket, redhead.
Bluey Blue heeler cattle dog (named after its subtle markings), which is an excellent working dog. Everyone's favorite all-Aussie dog.
Bobfoc Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Bob's your uncle When someone explains something that has a logical conclusion, they may end with that phrase. It means they expect you to easily follow the progression and things will work out.
Bodgy Of inferior quality.
Bog in Commence eating, to attack food with enthusiasm.
Bollocky To be in the bollocky is to be naked.
Bonzer Great, ripper.
Boofhead A dill, or idiot.
Boomer A large male kangaroo.
Boozer A pub.
Bottle-o Liquor shop.
Brasco Toilet.
Brass razoo, he hasn't got a He's very poor.
Break the seal Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of solid drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Britney spears Modern slang for beers, e.g. Couple of Britneys please, Doreen.
Brown-eyed mullet A turd in the sea (where you're swimming!).
Bruce lee Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
Brumby A wild horse.
Budgie's tongue or small man in a boat, or tongue punchbag The female erection.
Bull bar Stout bar fixed to the front of a vehicle to protect against hitting kangaroos.
Bugger off, go to buggery Get lost.
Bung it on To pretend, or lay it on thick.
Bunny-boiler An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film Fatal Attraction, e.g.  I dont like the look of that aeroplane blonde - could be a bunny boiler.
Bushranger Highwayman, outlaw.
Bush telly Campfire.
Cack Something unpleasant.
Cacky-hander Left-handed person.
Cactus Dead, not functioning. (This bloody washing machine is cactus.)
Cark When you die, you cark it.
Capt. Cook Look (noun). (Let's have a Capt. Cook.)
Chewie Chewing gum.
Chinwag Conversation.
Choof off To leave.
Chook A chicken.
Chuck a sickie Take the day off sick from work when youre perfectly healthy.
Chunder To vomit.
Clayton's Fake, substitute.
Click Kilometer. (It's 10 clicks away.)
Clucky Feeling broody or maternal.
Cobber A friend or mate.
Cock-a-doodle-poo The bowel movement that, needing to come out urgently, wakes you up in the morning to get to the toilet quick.
Codswallop Nonsense.
Coldie Can of beer.
Come a gutser Make a bad mistake, have an accident.
Comic cuts Your guts.
Cooee, not within Figuratively a long way away, far off. (England wasn't within cooee of beating Australia at cricket.)
Corker If somethings great, it's a corker.
Cozzie Swimming costume.
Crack on to To woo a member of the opposite sex.
Crash hot Can mean something great. You can also be feeling not so crash hot (buggered).
Crawler Sycophant.
CrikeyCripes Expression of surprise.
Crook When you're feeling ill, you're crook.
Crows Stone the crows. Expression of disbelief or surprise, similar to crikey, cripes.
Cut snake, mad as a Very angry.
Dag A funny person, nerd, goof.
Daks Trousers.
Damper Bread made from flour and water.
Dead dingo's donger, as dry as a Very dry.
Deadset True, the truth.
Decko To take a decko means to look.
Digger A soldier.
Dill An idiot.
Dingo's breakfast A yawn, a leak and a good look around (i.e., no breakfast).
Dinkum, fair dinkum True, real, genuine. (Im a dinkum Aussie, or Is he fair dinkum)
Dinky-di The real thing, genuine.
Dob (somebody) in Inform on somebody. Hence dobber, a tell-tale.
Docket A bill, receipt.
Doco Documentary.
Dog's eye Meat pie (Australian national dish).
Dole bludger Somebody on social assistance when unjustified.
Doozey Something very pleasant, significant, large.
Dot Your bottom.
Drink-link A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
Drink with the flies Drink alone.
Drongo A dope, stupid person.
Drop your bundle Lose control.
Drum Information, tip-off. (Ill give you the drum.)
Duchess Sideboard.
Duck-shove Continually moving a problem until it disappears.
Dummy, spit the Get very upset at something.
Dunny Outside lavatory.
Dunny budgie Blow fly.
Dunny rat, cunning as a Very cunning.
Durry Cigarette.
Dyke Toilet.
Earbasher (also yakkabox, chatterbox) Person who talks too much. Eau de Telephone.
Esky Large insulated fooddrink container for picnics, barbecues, etc.
Etch-a-sketch Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples simultaneously.
Exy Expensive.
Fair go A chance. (Give a bloke a fair go.)
Fair suck of the sav! Exclamation of wonder, awe,
Fairy floss Candy floss, cotton candy.
Fat as a match Someone who's actually thin.
Fat  to chew the fat To have a discussion, usually about nothing in particular.
Fatties Wide car tires.
Flake Sharks flesh (sold in fish and chips shops).
Flaming A compliment. Someone or something is said to be flaming, great when theyit are better than OK.
Flat-chat When you are working to full capacity you are said to be working flat-chat.
Flatties Low-heeled womens shoes.
Flick To give something or somebody the flick is to get rid of it or himher.
Flick it on To sell something, usually for a quick profit, soon after buying it.
Flogging on Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
Fly wire Gauze fly-screen covering a window or doorway.
Fossicking Searching, rummaging. (Fossicking through the kitchen drawers.)
Freckle Your bum.
Free the tadpoles Liberate the residents of the Wank Tanks.
Fred Nerk Mythical person who can be anybody. Like Americas John Doe.
Frigmarole Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
FSHITFSHITFSHIT The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
Fruit loop Fool.
Full Drunk.
Galah Fool, named after the bird of the same name that flies south in the winter  a bloody silly thing to do in the Southern Hemisphere.
Garbo, garbologist Municipal garbage collector.
G'day Hello!
Give it a burl Try it, have a go.
Gobful, give a To abuse, usually justifiably. (The neighbors were having a noisy party so I went and gave them a gobful.)
Going off A night spot or party that is a lot of fun. (The place was really going off.).
Good oil Useful information, a good idea, the truth.
Good onya Good for you, well done.
Goog, as full as a Drunk. Goog is a variation of the northern English slang word goggie, meaning an egg.
Greyhound A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
Greenie Environmentalist.
Grinning like a shot fox Very happy, smugly satisfied.
Grog Liquor, beer. (Bring your own grog, you bludger.)
Grouse Great, terrific, very good.
Hand-to-gland combat A vigorous masturbation session.
Handle Beer glass with a handle.
Hoon Hooligan.
Hooroo Goodbye.
Hotel Often just a pub.
Hottie Hot-water bottle.
Icy pole, ice block Popsicle, lollipop.
Jackaroo A male station hand (a station is a big farmranch).
Jillaroo A female station hand.
Joey Baby kangaroo.
Johnny-no-stars A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who Works in a burger restaurant. The no stars comes from the badges Displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
Journo Journalist.
Jumbuck Sheep.
Kangaroos loose in the top paddock Intellectually inadequate. (Hes got kangaroos loose in the top paddock.)
Kelpie Australian sheepdog originally bred from Scottish collie.
Kero Kerosene.
Kindie Kindergarten.
Lair it up To behave in a brash and vulgar manner.
Larrikin A bloke who is always enjoying himself, harmless prankster.
Lend of, to have a To take advantage of somebody's gullibility, to have someone on. (Hes having a lend of you.)
Lippy Lipstick.
Liquid laugh Vomit.
Lizard drinking, flat out like a Flat out, busy.
Lob, lob in Drop in to see someone. (The rellies have lobbed.)
Lollies Sweets, candy.
London to a brick Absolute certainty. (Its London to a brick that taxes won't go down.)
Loo Toilet.
Lucky Country, the Australia, where else
Lurk Illegal or underhanded racket.
Mallee bull, as fit as a Very fit and strong. The Mallee is very arid beef country in New South WalesSouth Australia.
Mate Buddy, friend.
Mate's rate, mate's discount Cheaper than usual for a friend.
McSplurry The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week in fast food restaurants
Mickey Mouse Excellent, very good. Beware, though  in some parts of Australia it means inconsequential, frivolous or not very good!
Middy 285-ml beer glass in New South Wales.
Milk bar Corner shop that sells takeaway food.
Milko Milkman.
Millennium domes The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but theres actually f-all in there worth seeing.
Mongrel Despicable person.
Monkey bath A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go Oo! Ool Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!.
Mozzie Mosquito.
Muddy Mud crab (a great delicacy).
Mug Friendly insult (Have a go, yer mug!), gullible person.
Mumbler An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see the lips moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
Muster Round up sheep or cattle.
Mystery bus The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
Mystery taxi The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-pinter in your bed instead.
NBR (no beers required) Someone that youd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-pinter.
Nelson Mandela Rhyming slang for Stella (the lager).
Never Never The Outback, center of Australia.
Nipper Young surf lifeguard.
No-hoper Somebody who'll never do well.
Not the full quid Not bright intellectually.
No worries! Expression of forgiveness or reassurance. (No problem, Forget about it, I can do it, or Yes.)
Ocker An unsophisticated person.
Offsider An assistant, helper.
Oldies Parents. (I'll have to ask my oldies.)
One in the departure lounge The need to defecate imminently.
O.S. Overseas. (He's gone O.S.)
Outback Interior of Australia.
Oz Australia!
Pash A long passionate kiss; hence pashing on.
Pearl harbour Cold (weather). An example of it would be - Its a bit Pearl Harbour out there! Meaning - there's a nasty nip in the air.
Picasso arse A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
Piece of piss Easy task.
Pig's arse! I don't agree with you.
Piker Someone who doesn't want to fit in with others socially, leaves parties early.
Piss Beer. Hence hit the piss, sink some piss.
Plonk Cheap wine.
Pokies Poker machines, fruit machines.
Polly Politician.
Pom, pommy An Englishman.
Pommy's towel, as dry as a Very dry  based on the canard that Poms bathe about once a month.
Port Suitcase (portmanteau).
Postie Postman, mailman.
Pot 285-ml beer glass in Queensland.
Pozzy Position. (Get a good pozzy at the football stadium.)
Prezzy Present, gift.
Quid, make aEarn a living. (Are you making a quid)
Quid, not the full Of low IQ.
Rack off Push off! Get lost! Get out of here! Also, Rack off, hairy legs!
Ragman's coat Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. That mumbler looks quite fit, but I bet shes got a kebab like a ragmans coat!
Raw prawn, to come the To put one on, to be generally disagreeable.
Reckon! You bet! Absolutely!
Rego Vehicle registration.
Release a chocolate hostage To defecate e.g. Ive got one in the departure lounge, so Im just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage.
Rellie Family relative.
Ridgy-didge Original, genuine.
Right OK. (Shell be right, mate.)
Ripper Great, fantastic. (it was a ripper party.)
Rip snorter Great, fantastic. (It was a rip snorter of a party.)
Rollie A cigarette that you roll yourself.
Roo Kangaroo.
Ropeable Very angry.
Rort Cheating, fiddling, defrauding (expenses, the system etc.). Usually used of politicians.
Rotten Drunk. (I went out last night and got rotten.)
Rubbish (verb) To criticize.
Salad dodger An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
Salvos, the Salvation Army, bless them.
Sanger A sandwich.
Schooner Large beer glass in Queensland; small beer glass in South Australia.
Scratchy Instant lottery ticket.
Servo Petrol station.
Shark biscuit Somebody new to surfing.
Sheila A woman.
She'll be right It'll turn out OK.
Shonky Dubious, underhanded  a shonky practice, shonky business, etc.
Shout Turn to buy  a round of drinks usually. (Its your shout.)
Skin-chimney- see Badly packed kebab
Skite Boast, brag.
Slab A carton of 24 bottles or cans of beer.
Sleepout House verandah converted to a bedroom.
Smoko Smoke or coffee break.
Sook Person or animal who is soft, tame, inoffensive. Hence sooky (adj.).
Snag A sausage.
Sperm wail or Spuphemism A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
Spewin' Very angry.
Spit the dummy Get very upset at something.
Sprung Caught doing something wrong.
Spunk A good-looking person (of either sex).
Squizz (noun) Look. (Take a squizz at this.)
Starfish trooper or Arsetronaut A homosexual
Station A big farmranch.
Stickybeak Nosy person.
Strewth Exclamation, mild oath. (Strewth, that Chris is a bonzer bloke.)
Strides Trousers.
Strine Australian slang and pronunciation.
Stubby A 375-ml beer bottle.
Stubby holder Polystyrene insulated holder for a stubby.
Stuffed, Ill be Expression of surprise.
Stuffed, I feel Im tired.
Sunnies Sunglasses.
Surfies People who go surfing usually more often than they go to work!
Swag Rolled-up bedding, etc., carried by a swagman.
Swamp-donkey A deeply unattractive woman
Tall poppies Successful people.
Tart fuel or Bitch piss Bottled Alcopops, e.g Hooch, regularly consumed by young woman.
Technicolor yawn Vomit.
Tee-up To set up (an appointment).
Ten-pinter Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
Thingo Wadjamacallit, thingummy, whatsit.
To have on oneself To have a high opinion of oneself.
Tinny Can of beer, small aluminum boat.
Titanic A lady who goes down the first time out.
Todger dodger A lesbian.
Togs Swimsuit.
Too right! Definitely!
Top End Far north of Australia.
Trackies Track suit.
Truckie Truck driver.
TuckerFood.
Tucker-bag Food bag.
Turps Turpentine, alcoholic drink.
Turps, hit the Go on a drinking binge.
Uni University.
Unit Flat, apartment.
Up oneself Have a high opinion of oneself. (Hes really up himself.)
Up somebody, get To rebuke somebody. (The boss got up me for being late.)
Useless as an ashtray on a motorbike Incompetent or unhelpful person or thing.
Ute Utility vehicle.
Vedgies Vegetables.
Vejjo Vegetarian.
Waggin school Playing truant.
Walkabout, it's gone Its lost, cant be found.
Whinge Complain.
Whiteant To criticize something to deter somebody from buying it. A car dealer might whiteant another dealers cars or a real estate salesman might whiteant another agent's property.
Wobbly Excitable behavior. (I complained about the food and the waiter threw a wobbly.)
Wog Flu or trivial illness.
Woop Woop Invented name for any small unimportant town. (He lives in Woop Woop.)
Wowser Straight-laced person, prude, puritan, spoilsport.
X-Piles Unwanted visitors from Uranus.
XXXX Pronounced Four X, brand of beer made in Queensland.
Yabber Talk (a lot).
Yakka Work (noun).
Yewy U-turn in traffic. (Chuck a yewy at the next traffic lights.)
Yobbo An uncouth person.
Youse You.
Zack Sixpence (5 cents). (It isnt worth a zack.)