WAKE UP SLACKERS!! |-)
Don't All Talk At Once :S
Shhhhhhh! Don't wake the Zombies up :|
Shhhh! Listen, can ya hear the pin drop? ^o)
Shhhhh! I'm hunting wabbits :P
Too QUIET Here! It's creating a Vacuum :S
The SILENCE is Deafening :-#
Gawd!! So Quiet, it ECHOs ... ECHO ... ECH ... EC ... E ... :(
Is anybody ALIVE?? :| SPEAK!!! :P
Dial 000 or 911 ... everyone here seems DEAD :|
Call the Police! Somebody stole all the  VOICES :S
Call Disease Control! Everyone's Fingers fell off ... nobody can type now :'(
Wanders around the room, checking for Pulses on the SILENT Bodies here :|
Starts PINCHING people, seeing if they are Dead or Alive
Starts taking (P) of all the Silent Mannequinns here :(
Starts Flicking Rubber Bands at People's BUTTS to WAKE THEM UP (6)