 uses their HEAD for a Toilet Plunger 
 cleans out their EARS with a Spoon for better Listening
 sews a ZIPPER on their :-# LIPS
 stuffs a Huge APPLE in their Mouth to shut 'em up
 ties a Tourniquet on their THROAT, to tighten with each word
 sews their HAND over their MOUTH
 sews their LIPS to their BUTT to prevent Mumbling
 ties their LEG to the Departing Train
