Lots of Kicks!

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Well i got bored over a few days and just coded a bunch of kicks. None of these kicks have bans, they all work, and they can easily be added on to, and even come complete with their own menu's ^^

Just a side note, the kick called HKSPATK1 is an attack i coded that uses certain rules of Roleplaying to kill your combatant. It makes for an amusing kick if you add the coding at the end of it <<

UPDATE
Silent Timers added!! Woohoo!!

 

.Kicks
..~RP Kicks~
...~Water~:{ /me "I am getting annoyed by your antics $1. you'd best shut up" Begins walking off
  .Timer 1 2 /me Suddenly stops and turns, a large silver gun in his hand, "You didn't think you'd get off that easy did you?"
  .Timer 1 4 /me Fires the gun into $1's head dematerilizing them, and transposing them into the Gun itself
  .Timer 1 6 /me Takes the gun and $1's particulate matter into his home
  .Timer 1 8 /me Loads up Windows, waits for password, Inputs password
  .Timer 1 10 /me Plugs he gun into the PC where $1's body is transported onto the screan
  .Timer 1 12 /me Watches $1 run around in fear of the pointer
  .Timer 1 14 /me Clicks on $1 a few times.. Click Click Click.. he hee
  .Timer 1 17 /me Opens Warcraft 3 The Frozen Throne
  .Timer 1 19 /me Loads up DOTA
  .Timer 1 21 /me Uses $1 as his Character
  .Timer 1 23 /me Has no specials, 1 Hit point no armor and is running direcly into Undead teritroty
  .Timer 1 25 /me Watches $1 die
  .Timer 1 27 /me does it again.. and then a quick few hundred times
  .Timer 1 29 /me Gets bored and quits DOTA, then loads up Oasiz 
  .Timer 1 31 /me Begins RPing as $1's character
  .Timer 1 33 /me Sucks horribly at it
  .Timer 1 35 /me Die's as $1, and watches $1 explode on screen. Cleans it off and drags it to the Trash can where $1 is kept for processing
  .Timer 1 37 /me Launches the Cyber Trash into Cyber space, and watches it crash against a Data Base in the Cyber Space 
  .Timer 1 38 Kick $chan $$1 *"Well, there is 1 byte of brainlessness i will never have to see again"* 
}
...~Fire~:{ /me kicks $1 in the face with his heel, whirling around and bashing the back of $1's skull with his fists
  .Timer 1 2 /me running forward he extends his arms to grab $1's shoulders to slam $1 onto the ground
  .Timer 1 4 /me jumps on $1's back and kneels down, planting his knee into $1's spine
  .Timer 1 6 /me grabs $1's shoulders and pulls back, snapping their spine, and paralyzing them from the wasit down
  .Timer 1 8 /me pulls out a rusty knife and begins tearing off $1's clothing, leaving their undergarments in tact
  .Timer 1 10 /me chuckles and begins carving off $1's skin, chunk by chunk, and placing it aside for later
  .Timer 1 12 /me finishes skinning $1's back and flips their ragdoll body over, tearing off $1's bottom jaw in the process
  .Timer 1 14 /me smirks devilishly at $1 as blood fills their lungs.
  .Timer 1 16 /me Begins stuffing the filets of Skin down $1's throat
  .Timer 1 18 /me Takes pity on $1 and pulls out a strand of Piano wire
  .Timer 1 20 /me Slits $1's throat and stomps on $1's stomach, causing the slabs of flesh to shoot out all over the wall.. Eww..
  .Timer 1 22 kick $chan $$1 * dead. Go change your character* 
}
...~Ice~:{ /me summons a large black cloud full of rain, hovering over $1
  .Timer 1 2 /me drops the tempreature down below absolute zero
  .Timer 1 4 /me forces the rain to fall through the air, freezing the droplets and turning them to spears
  .Timer 1 6 /me watches the millions of Ice Spears pierce $1
  .Timer 1 8 /me Laughs at $1 's swiss cheese looking corpse
  .Timer 1 10 kick $chan $$1 * Lets their body freeze at Absolute zero. Goodbye *
}
...~Earth~:{ /me frown's at $1 's actions and turns to face them
  .Timer 1 2 /me cocks a brow and holds his palm out
  .Timer 1 4 /me watches as rocks begin spinning faster then the speed of sound around $1
  .Timer 1 6 /me this prevents them from moving
  .Timer 1 8 /me shoots spikes from for directions at $1 piercing them and hoisting them into the air
  .Timer 1 10 /me summons a huge garden gnome from the sky
  .Timer 1 12 kick $chan $$1 * $1 gets splatted by the big gnome. Much like the UBER PEA *
}
...~Acid~:{ /me looks to $1 and sighs softly
  .Timer 1 2 say you made me to this
  .Timer 1 4 /me looks to the sky as it turns purple
  .Timer 1 6 /me summons acid rain to fall from the sky
  .Timer 1 8 /me laughs at it begins piercing $1 's flesh
  .Timer 1 10 Kick $chan $$1 * sighs as the wind blows away the remnant ashes of $1 's body*
  .Timer 1 12 /me walks back inside as if nothing happened
}
...~HKSPATK1~:{ /me Rolls backwards, fireing twelve speres of homing sound like a gattaling cannon from his fingertips, the very space between him and $1 was distorted, the attack ripping through space
  .Timer 1 5 say 5 seconds passed)
  .Timer 1 10 /me "Blinks" forward, slashing at $1's top right collar bone, down to their left hip, his hand firing a ball of Chaos energy directly into their stomach
  .Timer 1 15 say 5 seconds passed))
  .Timer 1 17 /me ducks down and stabs upwards, sending a sonic ripple to $1's head, the ripple comming from a high pitched screech from his agape mouth
  .Timer 1 23 say 5 seconds passed))
  .Timer 1 26 /me looks down at $1's molecules, nothing more then an amorphous blob. Opening a portal to the Realm of Chaos, the molecules would slip in if they didn't move out of the way. Since in this incapacitated state<c>
  .Timer 1 28 /me $1 wouldn't be able to do much, since the molecules werent together to form a single entity, it prevented the spellcasting, or movement of $1 for roughly two minutes. Which was more then enough time<c>
  .Timer 1 29 /me for him to finish what he needed too<d>
  .Timer 1 34 say 5 seconds passed))
  .Timer 1 37 /me feels energy coursing through his veins as $1's body was compleatly absorbed. $1's energy, Chi Chakra, whatever you may call it, was used to feed his own powers, even the clothing of the poor<c>
  .Timer 1 39 /me victim being taken into the realm, destroyed, the once magical properties of the item no longer in tact. 
}
.~Song Kicks~
..~Lordi~
...~Biomechanic Man~:{ /me Turns into a Cyborg and shouts, "Biomechanic man!"
  .Timer 1 2 /me plays a Wild gutiar intro
  .Timer 1 4 /me Grins and says, "You need some lovin' o' monstermaniac style and fashion"
  .Timer 1 6 /me "And i'm a device of horny steel."
  .Timer 1 8 /me "You need a spin in the torture wheel"
  .Timer 1 10 /me "You need to get the healer in here"
  .Timer 1 12 /me "You gotta know when its bad"
  .Timer 1 14 /me "You gotta get in the cyber-feel"
  .Timer 1 16 /me "A little sicko, a little mean"
  .Timer 1 18 /me "and your sure to be damned"
  .Timer 1 20 /me chews up $1 's hand, cause he is the Biomechanic man
  .Timer 1 22 kick $chan $$1 * You just got Cyberfucked *
}
...~Monsterman~:{ /me "Would you love a Monsterman?"
  .Timer 1 2 /me "Could you understand, Beauty of the beast?"
  .Timer 1 4 /me "I would do it all for you!"
  .Timer 1 6 /me "Would you do it all for me?"
  .Timer 1 8 /me "Yeah, i would freeze all hell over just to get a chill"
  .Timer 1 10 /me "Yeah i would slay -  I would maim"
  .Timer 1 12 /me "I would in thin air and reappear again"
  .Timer 1 14 /me dissipears from sight
  .Timer 1 16 /me Reappears behind $1
  .Timer 1 18 /me Freezes $1 in a block of ice
  .Timer 1 20 /me cuts $1 in half effectivly slaying them
  .Timer 1 22 kick $chan $$1 * You don't love a monsterman. *
}
...~Rock The Hell Outta You~:{ /me ROCK
  .Timer 1 2 /me ROCK
  .Timer 1 4 /me ROCK
  .Timer 1 6 /me ROCK THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!
  .Timer 1 8 /me Grabs a huge Flying V
  .Timer 1 10 /me Plays a mad wicked riff
  .Timer 1 12 kick $chan $$1 * You just got the hell rocked out of you *
}
...~Supermonstars~:{ /me "They strike you dumb"
  .Timer 1 2 /me "They bring you down"
  .Timer 1 4 /me "They keep you on the losing end"
  .Timer 1 6 /me "they tell you wrong is right, your high is low.. HERE WE GO!"
  .Timer 1 10 /me "Kick up a row, we're The Supermonstars!"
  .Timer 1 13 /me "We chant the anthem of the Phantoms!"
  .Timer 1 16 /me "Deal out the blows like a supermonstars! We are humble to none!"
  .Timer 1 18 /me holds his hands together and begins uttering a demonic chant
  .Timer 1 20 /me a huge grey shadow swoops down for $1 , and takes them away
  .Timer 1 22 kick $chan $$1 * the Anthem of the Phantoms will keep You on the end of my hammer *
}
...~Blood Red Sandman~:{ /me They called me the leather Apron, they called me Sliling Jack
  .timer 1 2 /me they prayed to the heavens above, that I would never ever come back
  .timer 1 3 /me Can you hear how the children weep?
  .timer 1 4 /me Chills of fear like a Sawblade
  .timer 1 6 /me Cutting Deep
  .timer 1 8 /me takes a jigsaw from his backpack
  .timer 1 10 /me carves $1 up like a christmas Ham
  .timer 1 12 /me Sprinkles $1 's corpse with sand
  .timer 1 14 /me Steps on the bloody mess and smirks triumphant
  .timer 1 15 kick $chan $$1 * Ph3r3 t3h bL00d R3D SANDMAN!
}
.~Other~
..~Bodies~:{ /me 1, nothing wrong with me
  .Timer 1 1 /me 2, nothing wrong with me
  .Timer 1 2 /me 3, nothing wrong with me
  .Timer 1 3 /me 4, nothing wrong with me
  .Timer 1 5 /me 1, something's got to give
  .Timer 1 6 /me 2, something's got to give
  .Timer 1 7 /me 3, something's got to give
  .Timer 1 9 /me Let the bodies hit the floor
  .Timer 1 11 /me Let the bodies hit the floor
  .Timer 1 13 /me Let the bodies hit the floor
  .Timer 1 15 /me Dashes out
  .Timer 1 16 /me Breaks jaw
  .Timer 1 17 /me Snaps neck
  .Timer 1 19 /me Let the bodies hit the....
  .Timer 1 21 Kick $chan $$1 * FFFLLLLOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!! *
}
..~Avatar~:{ /me Frowns at $1 and growls, "Thats it, you have incured the wrath of the motherfukin avatar!"
  .Timer 1 2 /me Summons a huge Wave
  .Timer 1 4 /me Conjours a giant Fireball
  .Timer 1 6 /me Creates a Razor Wind
  .Timer 1 8 /me Makes big ass rock pillers
  .Timer 1 10 /me grins manicly
  .Timer 1 12 kick $chan $$1 * "KA-ME-HA-ME-AVATAR POWER!" Crushes $1 with his Hax04 Powerz *
}